My best friend has a birthday today.
He's pretty amazing at making my dreams come true.
I'd like to do the same for him.
And here is where I'd start.
For your birthday, Aaron, I'd like to give you:
A little bit of this
In one of these,
so we could pull this
then we'd hop on this
and drive perilous mountain roads here
and then head south, to the sun found here
and when we we're all done, you'd come home and relax in this.
One day, babe.
Just you wait!
Until then, you'll just have to spend another birthday with this crew.
But take heart, they're your biggest fans.
And we think you're just getting better every year!
(images from last year's birthday)